why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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