- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What the hell are you doing?

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

5 people are walking

hi

it's funny because it's funny

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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