Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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gingers

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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