- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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