- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

What did david give back? Nothing.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Long joke Your such a downey

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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