- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Your Mother

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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