How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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