Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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420

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Your gay

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Error 37.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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were at work systems r down

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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