why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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