- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

The Game.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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