Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Steven hawkings shook my hand

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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