Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Urban ghettos

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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