Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Half life 3 confirmed

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

._____________________. Whale!

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Adam Chebali has no life

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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