There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Adam Chebali has no life

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

._____________________. Whale!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Half life 3 confirmed

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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