- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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