- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Your gay

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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