Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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National security?

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Face Hunter is scum

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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no really what are ur names?

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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