How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Anti Joke

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