What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Fart

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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