- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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