- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

This is my favorite antijoke.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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