- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Dusters blow stuff.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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