- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Gus's mom

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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