Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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