What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Lololol

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What? Huh?

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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you see theres this guy.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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