Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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