Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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