what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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