Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How high is the sky? True or False

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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