- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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