Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Amazing

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Get it? More.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Women's Rights.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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hi

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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