- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

I work at jcpenny

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

epic win?

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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