There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What is the difference?

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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