Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

justin littleton being sucessful

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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