What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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no rasist joks

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Anti Joke

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