- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What did the man say to his doctor?

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

People with cancer.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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