There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Suck pussy

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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