Anti-jokes are funny.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A women in the kitchen.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...