- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Abortion.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

why did sally drown cause she was black

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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