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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

My three children are three big mistakes.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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