What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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