- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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