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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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You're a frog

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Cancer

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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