- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

ask me if im a door yes

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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