- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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