- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's 9 + 10 19

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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