What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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