What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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