A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

4 hours later.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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