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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

A mormon walks into a bar.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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