- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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