Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

A man did not like this site

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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