So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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UN

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Leave. Now.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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