I hate Jews The Holocaust

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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