Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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