what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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woman's rights

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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