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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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