dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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eoin burgin is fat

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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