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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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