Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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I have a really funny joke.

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Laugh

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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