- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Mogok Papiti.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

David Cameron

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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