Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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