- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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