yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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womens rights

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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