How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Poker face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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