Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Face Hunter is scum

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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