What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why was the woman?

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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