- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

If you were a pie I'd eat you

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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