- Anti Joke

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Two guys walk into a bar.