what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Justin beiber's penis

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Rebecca Black

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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