Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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