- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

all the kids had fun

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??