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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

An Asian man fails a math test

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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