A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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penis

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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