What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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