- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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