How would you rule?

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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I once did something.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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