- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

Your wife died during the delivery.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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