- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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