why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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