An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Faithful men.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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