- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Christianity.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

ring around the rosie ... your dead

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

boobs!

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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