when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Bags of delicious poop.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

hi bye

7+5=12

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Whose your daddy? Not me

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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