- Anti Joke

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Knock knock Whose there? 4

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Knock knock Whose there? 4

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't