- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

why girl die cancer

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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