What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

no really what are ur names?

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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