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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

360 NO SCOPE

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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