If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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