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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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