- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

a man makes a bad joke

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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