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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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