- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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