- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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