- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What can hitler cook well Steak

knock knock who's there? faith

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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