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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

My mum is called Steve

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A baby seal walks into a club.

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