My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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