- Anti Joke

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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What do you call your mom? Mom

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)