- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

You having friends.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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