- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

i like it in the mouth

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

whats worse than a kane nothing

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

UN

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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