Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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