- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Logan's gay

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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