- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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