- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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