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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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