A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Anti Joke

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