Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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