- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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