- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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