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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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